Friday, July 10, 2009

Bitch of the Week


Kim Jong Il. No one wears Sofia Loren glasses like you do, baby – not even Sofia Loren – and The People’s Grey (is that the official color of the Communist Party? So drab…) does wonders for your figure. It’s your choice of missiles that puts you on our bitch list, bitch. Hey, never mind us. I’d worry about Japan if I were you. By the way, telling us that you’ll crush us only makes us love you more. We’re like that.

No comments: