Why I Hate Twitter

1. Demi Moore
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. Okay, anyone who's usually covered on E!, with the exception of Ted Casablanca. He a'right with me.
4. 140 characters. Barely enough for haiku.
5. Stupid question that prompts stupid answers. How are you doing? would at least be more revelatory.
6. Now with commercials. Really fast commercials.
7. More self-promotion than a hip hop track.